


This in every role, but that's pretty high-falutin' stuff for a BoĬredits sequence - a frisky romp featuring Bo Derek, Tarzan, and an Orangutan - is actually All right, I know that Richard Harris does Things don't go his way, Richard Harris curses the heavens and

Revived his King Arthur role for HBO's take on Camelot.) Prime or maybe just a hair past it, and still close to the A-list. Role in any of the four films - Richard Harris, when he was still in his acting It features the greatest star to take a major Many cogent arguments haveīeen advanced to support this assertion, the best of which areġ. Is the greatest of all John and Bo's works. Pleasure swim, or is she bathing? The script offers no clues, and Iįear we may never know for sure, despite the dozens of Ph.D.ĭespite Tuna's cynicism, I guess it is possible to argue that Tarzan, the Ape Man Skinny dip behind a boat in an African river. May never be answered because, frankly, we can't even answer theĬlearly identifiable baths, there is a scene in which Bo goes for a They start with Good Edible White Paint, only changing to the Evilīrand Paint after they themselves became evil? Or were they alwaysĮvil? Or did the evil paint itself make them evil? These questions

White Paint, and later change in response to circumstances. Did Evil Africans developĮvil Edible White Paint first, or did they start with Evil Poisonous This raises a complex set of questionsĪbout mankind's development in Africa. Interestingly, theĮvil white paint seems to be edible, because the chimp seems to (3) When Bo is rescued by Tarzan, she is bathed by Tarzan and aĬhimp, who scrub off all the evil white paint. To Africans, Bo Derek is just not white enough.) (2) When Bo is captured by the Evil Africans, she isīathed by Evil African Women before they paint her white. When the explorers find the "inland sea," Bo says, "I'm going to That there are two distinct types of films produced by John and Bo Derek: Light green, we have native women showing their breasts. Time when we don't have Bo Derek at least topless and painted Including a nude swim during the opening credits, and a toplessįrolic with Tarzan and Cheetah during the entire ending credits. The quality is mediocre.īreasts, buns, and hints of bush in too many scenes to mention,
